KATA MUTIARA TAPI LUCU

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Kata Kata Mutiara Lucu Banget

Seperti kita tahu bahwa kata-kata bijak merupakan mutiara kata, bisa berupa motivasi diri maupun berupa kata yang mengandung filsafat kehidupan. Nah, lain hal dengan kata-kata mutiara dibawah ini yang beda banget dengan kata mutiara pada umumnya, dan yang pasti akan membuat anda terpingkal-pingkal,  walau sedikit nyeleneh tapi cukup menghibur. Kata kata di bawah ini saya kutip dari berbagai sumber, Oke, Langsung saja deh, ini dia;
Ke bukit sama mendaki, ke lurah bikin KTP

Nasir sudah menjadi tukang bubur

Ada ubi, ada talas, ada pisang rebus

Tak ada maling yang tak retak

Alonalon asal kelakson

Karena nila setitik rusak susunya

Cepat kaki, ringan tangan

Tak ada rotan Raam Punjabi

Uang bukan segalanya ……….. masih ada Mastercard & Visa.

Kita seharusnya menyukai binatang ……….. mereka rasanya lezat.

Hematlah air ……… mandilah berdua di bawah shower bersama kekasih.

"Barang siapa yang menghambur-hamburkan SMS-mu dan menggunakan Pulsamu dengan sia-sia maka merugilah mereka dihari penagihannya". (An-Nokia ; ayat 3310).

Di belakang setiap pria sukses ada seorang wanita hebat …… di belakang setiap pria yg tdk sukses ada 2 wanita.

Takkan lari Nunung dikejar

Sambil menyelam buang air

Ma’ lu bertanya, Ma’ gue yang jawab

Wong ompong nyaring bunyinya

Air susu dibalas dengan Air Mail

Maksud hati memeluk Nunung apa daya keburu digampar 

Cintailah tetangga …….. memang rumput tetangga lebih hijau.

Orang bijaksana tidak menikah …….. setelah menikah mereka menjadi bijak sana & bijak sini.

Ketika masih sekolah kusadari, "Rajin Pangkal Pandai". Saat sudah bekerja ku yakini, "Hemat Pangkal Kaya". Setelah menikah kurasakan, "Nikmatnya Pangkal Paha"

Cinta itu photogenic ……. dia memerlukan tempat gelap untuk berkembang.

Berita hari ini:
Seorang ibu & anaknya tewas akibat tersambar petir.
Kini polisi sedang berusaha untuk mengejar petir tsb.

Pakaian itu adalah pagar pelindung …… pagar harusnya hanya melindungi bukan menghalangi pemandangan yang indah.

Semakin banyak belajar, semakin banyak yang kita tahu ……. semakin banyak yang kita tahu, semakin banyak yang kita lupa …… semakin banyak yang kita lupa, semakin sedikit yang kita tahu …… jadi kenapa kita sibuk belajar?

Masa depan tergantung pada impian kamu ……. maka pergilah tidur saja sekarang..

Nah itulah beberapa kata kata gokil yang dapat saya posting pada kesempatan kali ini, entar kalau nemu yang lebih baru lagi saya kabari lagi, eh update lagi maksudnya. 
Semoga bermanfaat.
JANGAN LUPA POST.KAN KOMENTAR!!!!!



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